So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
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Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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