ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
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WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
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It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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