I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
Randomize
