sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
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Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
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I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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