Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
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You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
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I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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