it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
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bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
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two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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