making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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