im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
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i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
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I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.