I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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