So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
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