Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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