At least make sure they are 18
Why
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
Randomize
