Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
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you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
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my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
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My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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