so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
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Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
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