This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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