I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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