now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
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