Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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