No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
Randomize
