will power is for people who don't want to get laid
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
There is a check pinned to the wall at Connor's. It's a check I wrote for $1,000,000... To you. Clearly you made out well on St. Patrick's day. Thanks for being too shitfaced to remember to grab that.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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