i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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