I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
COCAINE IS GR8
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
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