Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
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