I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
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i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
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The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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