A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
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Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
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Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
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