You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
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its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
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i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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