Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
And then the night went full on bisexual.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
The gyno waiting room is so strange because the pregnant woman next to me is making a PowerPoint of her pregnant photo shoot with her husband and I’m sitting here trying to figure out from Instagram who I had sex with on Sunday lol
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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