We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
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He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
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Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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