Don't you send me to vm
Heybabeimwearingurpanties
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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