I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
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I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
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quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
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