you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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