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I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
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