So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
My penis needs a shock collar
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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