Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
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it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
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I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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