She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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