Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
I stole a fireplace last night.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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