I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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