I hate your face
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
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The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
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The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
Congratulations! We have a period
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