if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
I'm bleeding and have questions
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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