we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
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i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
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No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
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