he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
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I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
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We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
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