Well douche your snatch and let's go!
gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Randomize
