The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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