it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
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