why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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