do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
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Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
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I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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