god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
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