it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
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