Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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