dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
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The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
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Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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