In the future we'll all be gay
Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
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my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
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Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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