At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
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