Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
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That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
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I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
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