OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
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