so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
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