She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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