I think i sorta joined a cult last night
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
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If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
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Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.