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(734): View more from Michigan

Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...

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(734): Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception... http://tfl.nu/2wqa

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(765): View more from Indiana

4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.

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(765): 4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84. http://tfl.nu/2w31

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(410): View more from Maryland

She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."

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(410): She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing." http://tfl.nu/ngah

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(530): View more from California

Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds

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Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.

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(530): Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds (1-530): Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning. http://tfl.nu/ltqk

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(518): View more from New York

In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.

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(518): In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it. http://tfl.nu/q114

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(662): View more from Mississippi

Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.

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(662): Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing. http://tfl.nu/08ze

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(479): View more from Arkansas

You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.

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(479): You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money. http://tfl.nu/ged1

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(719): View more from Colorado

I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.

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(719): I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from. http://tfl.nu/jlyb

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(310): View more from California

I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.

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(310): I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer. http://tfl.nu/s9s7

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(414): View more from Wisconsin

Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.

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(414): Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things. http://tfl.nu/uvud

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(318): View more from Louisiana

I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.

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(318): I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck. http://tfl.nu/uef5

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.

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(405): Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable. http://tfl.nu/luso

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(845): View more from New York

Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch

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(845): Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch http://tfl.nu/iuw1

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(801): View more from Utah

There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.

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(801): There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume. http://tfl.nu/bk3r

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(901): View more from Tennessee

You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.

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(901): You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man. http://tfl.nu/5vqn

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