She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
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He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
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WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.